Hi there. Come in, have a seat. Make yourself at home.

Hopefully you made it here of your own intentions. If you didn't (oops), click here to bail.

Now, you're gonna need an alright computer to run this, and a pretty reasonable Internet connection. I also recommend using either Safari, Chrome or Firefox to view this website. Internet Explorer does some weird stuff.

The black squares above represent buttons, each with a sample attached to it of a drum hit. You can click the buttons, which will select the sample, and if you click 'Start', it will loop the beat that you've created. I'll let you figure out what 'Stop', 'Clear' '16' do. Be creative! Have fun! Don't break it!

Also, have a click and see what these images scattered around the page do. Go on. Also, there's an Electronic drum machine somewhere.